I always thought sound waves looked like this …

But none the less, he is someone famous and we took some time off work and went photo shooting with him. He’s quite a photogenic fella if you ask me.

Here are some of the photos that we manage to take with him …

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Mr Blue Screen of Death

Oh did I mention he brought along his friend too?

Mr. BSoD – 2^nd Monitor

We have got to be so damn lucky to meet with those two face to face. I tried to take a picture with them but my colleague Chee beat me to it ….

Dang …

So it wasn’t much of a suprise for me when I see these kind of panda paint jobs. BUT one day, I saw something like this …

…. look closer

It reads 槟城酿豆腐店 (自家用) (Penang Yong Tau Fu Shop – For Home Use) …….

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LOLLLLLLL !!! FUNNY AS HELL !!!!

Wish i could do that for all my exams …

Ahmad : You know? The road in front of my house is so good. It’s very wide, so wide even if you double parking on both side there’s still space to let a car through. It’s very beautiful, got flowers and trees at the side of the road. And when you pass through it, its like gateway to heaven.

Ah Kau : Thats nice. You know? The road in front of my house is not that good. It’s so small that onli motobike can go through. It’s very ugly and there are sewers at both side, and they stink all the time. BUT, I think my road is much more better than you road.

Because my road got cock. And yours doesn’t.

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Ahmad : ….

Use your THUMB to talk to your doctors about Erection Difficulties today!

Some funny shit going on here in this clinic … (@_@)a

Maybe they got their inspiration from the Mr Bean movie.

LMAO !!!

I still remember at the FIFA World Cup 1998 and I used to “tumpang” my friend’s betting, and turns out everytime I “tumpang” him he “tumbang”.

Nothing had changed since that day until today, I tried my luck with the wedding car plate number last week together with my friends, and … nobody won a single cent.

But, I stumbled upon something quite interesting when I was checking through Magnum’s website.

Check this out,

First go to the website, click on “What Numbers ToBuy”

Yes, they actually tell you do buy certain numbers. So now you know why you lost your money?

Apparently here they have a whole bunch of forecasting methods to help you conjure up your sacred 4 digits. Now here’s the fun part.

Go to Treasure Chest. And you’ll see this

You can put in your dreams last night and there’s a number that corresponds to it !!! How neat is that !!!

We all know that there’s a sacret Chinese book called the 通圣 (Tong Seng), and nobody knows how to read it accept the 3 aunties and 6 grandmothers and fungshui masters. 通圣 (Tong Seng) is a book that generally tells you what are the auspicious time or bad time of any day of the year. It has also a section that translate any incidents that you encounter into a number.

But on a website? Wow!! This is Globalization, Webalization, Electronification and Translation at its best man!!

So if you dream of something say … having sex with your colleague at the office. No problem, key in “sex in the office” and press GO. Eureka~!!!

Isn’t this awesome?!! I no longer have to scratch my head and ask what was that dream yesterday about. Just go and check it in Magnum’s website. The dream tells you that YOU NEED TO BUY A NUMBER!!!

If you don’t understand english, nevermind. They got picture to illustrate somemore.

Got to hand it to them la. No wonder Magnum make millions out of this gambling business.

It goes the other way round too. Check out what your car number means !!!

Basically my car number means my headlights are smashed

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How can I dream something bad happening to my car??? No wonder I can’t win this thing ….

The first thing that pops up in my mind is – “is that a he or a she” ….

And then I saw this …..

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ROFLMFAO !!!